Appears on Gabriela Nightmares
hey fella, it’s dark in this locker
unlucky for you I’m a talker
yeah, you could just walk away
only a prince like you would give me the time of day
let me out, I beg of you
yes, it’s true
others like me are so much more unforgiving
what, you think I'll tell your girlfriend?
I’ll x-ray her backpack?
guile is the one thing I lack
other geniuses would do much worse
let me out
I'll stop them
you’re too tough to play soccer ’cause you play real sports
at least you stuffed me in the locker with snacks
as I munch on this jerky don’t be a jackass
I could destroy you with a flick of my wrist
you’ll be pumping gas
imagine this
wouldn't you rather be a quarterback?
I can hijack your test scores
free ride to college
a force to be reckoned with
another knowledgeable person wouldn’t be as altruistic as I
just ask your girlfriend
your cheerleader girlfriend
what a disgrace, you’re only a kicker
the best you can hope for is a good job sticker
Appears on Skeletons
Kimberly, I wish we met before just now
by summertime you’ll be back where you’re from
in the scheme of things it never would have worked
so long
may the weather treat you well
centipedes are crawling through my veins
peaceful as I know you’d like to be someday
when the reaper comes
put in a word for me
three years till the Delaware runs dry
peaceful as I know you’d like to be