Greg Reinfeld’s Lyrics

Albums appear in alphabetical order. Within each album, songs are listed in sequence. Albums may contain other tracks that do not have lyrics.

• Album, Overrated
  • Pornographic Secretary
  • Cool Maximum
  • Career Paths a Millennium Hence
  • Pliny the Gangsta
  • It’s a Bean Sprout
  • Funky Me Eating a Pear
  • Talented Playground
  • Halo Eyes
  • Sexual Awakening of Queen Tut
  • Inveterate Shaker of Hot Butt
• Autumnal Jams
  • 3D Movies
  • Home Recording Boogieblues
  • Hindu Freddy
  • Hating on the Multinationals
  • Downfall of the Amsterdam Juggler
  • Buttwish’s Not-So-Secret Wish
  • Sex
  • Rain, Divisible by Itself and One
  • Totalitarian Orchestra Labor Dispute
  • A Tall Boy, Who Has a Mustache for Eyes
  • Alexa
• The Balladeer
  • The Balladeer
  • Film Critic Yak
  • In Defense of a (Would-Be) Former Fling
  • Fatima (Never Gonna Leave Ya)
  • Four Pounds of Chocolate
  • Regina the Strangler
  • Overhyped Rapper Past His Prime, Working on a Resume
  • I Quit Reading ’Cause of You
  • Ballad of Falsified Documents Man and the Antidisestablishmentarian Doctor
  • Caterwauling
• Bookbinding and Other Songs
  • Bookbinding
  • Ballad of Wits with the Underbridge Troll
  • Menlo Park
  • How Not to Tell a Story 101
  • One-Armed Circle Jerk
  • Fingernails
  • To Have a Foreign Girlfriend: the Video Game
  • A Love-Wound Telegram from Yours Truly
  • Run-In with the V.C.C.S.S.
  • Pickaxe
  • Cussworthy Habits
  • Bluesman Impostor Blues
  • Happenstance
  • Dictionarily Speaking, Again
  • Hammock Song
• Bride of the Inventionist
  • Science, Overrated
• Cartoon Retribution for Cartoon Crimes
  • Fucking Ruthless-Ass Geeky Tyrant
  • Maraca Man
• Electrocution vs. Henry the Weekday Dunce
  • Pickup Lines
  • Jonathan Swift
  • Welcome to the Hippo Pit
  • Stargazing
• Gabriela Nightmares
  • Moon-Faced Trevor
  • Quarterback
  • Trailer Trash
  • STIYAC
• The Great Communicator
  • When This Kid Talks
  • Bed and Breakfast in the Forest of Resurrection
  • Robot Love Part I
  • Don’t Get Superstitious if the Circus Never Comes
  • Ballad of the Crooked Cop
  • Humanzee
  • Blind Man’s Bluff
  • Letters Home
  • Logic of the Chainsaw
  • The Chicken, the Egg and the Holy Ghost
  • Whiskeybreath
  • Robot Love Part II (Estella)
  • How to Play Egyptian Ratscrew
  • Governor’s Sleeping
• Greg Reinfeld & the Opinionettes
  • These Are the Opinionettes
  • Cornbread for Cornbread
  • The Future Mrs. Whatever
  • Heartbreak Run
  • Song for West Point
  • Tragedy Strikes (Tape at 11)
  • I Belong in a Padded Cell
  • Judy Is Judy Is Christopher
  • Legend of the Five-Day Man-Beast
  • Damaged Goods
  • My One and Only Masterpiece
  • Joys of Public Transit
  • Sinners’ Blues Exchange and Emporium
  • Death and Good Riddance to the LP
• Gregereo in Stereo
  • We Serve at the Pleasure of Janet
• Las Vegas or Bust
  • My First Wet Dream
  • Bigger Fish
  • All Aboard the Combover Express
  • The Untimely Death of Hipton Prescott
  • Narcotic Signals
  • Stop Rooting for the Hometeam
  • 16 Millimeter PSA
  • Why My Dog Is Called Pile of Bricks
  • Caffeine
  • Moon Learning
  • A Million State Funerals
  • Jammibeans
  • Folk Child’s Blues
  • Higher and Deeper
• Live Inside an Active Volcano
  • Robot Love Part III
  • Letter from a Yeti
  • The Ballad of Jye Stids
  • Misunderstanding at a Grocery Store
  • Science! Religion! Money! Art!
  • Amoeba Jenkins, Amoeba at Law
  • Humpty Dumpty National Parks
• Music for a Snuff Film
  • Disappearing Canine Blues
  • High School (Makes Me Wanna Cry)
  • Ninja Whisky
  • North American Street Drugs
  • Salad Days
  • Don’t Piss on My Piñata and I Won’t Piss on Yours
  • Crazy Eights
  • Life in the Ocean
  • Moogiles the Prophet
  • Get a Room
  • Vitamins
  • Pair Off and Multiply
  • All They Teach Us in School
• Navigator
  • Gertrude the Cinnamon-Taking Punk
  • Sabotodd
  • GPS (Took Us to the Gay Bar)
• No Destination
  • Song for the Flightless Bird
  • My Spanish Teacher Ran Away
  • Missing Link (Ode to Bigfoot)
  • So It Goes
  • Three Page Paper
  • Pig Latin
  • Piso Mojado
  • Southern Cuisine
  • Rock and Roll Mansion
  • City Train (Judgmental Eyes)
  • Agnostic’s Hymn
  • The Premature Ejaculation Blues
  • Six Hours from Home
  • Concussion
• Open Mic at the Peliculum Attic Door
  • The Yard Sale
  • Summer Flings (Don’t Fly in the School Year)
  • Get Gone, Diabete, Get Gone
• Poorest Almanac That Ever Lived
  • Ma Nature’s Own Shalt Nots
  • Rubber Tigers
  • Field Trip
  • Opera Sushi Ballet
  • Pink Ballerina
  • Underground Hip-Hop Sensation
  • (For You) I Pretend to Like Jazz
  • I Saw a Booty
  • People’s Republic of Weatherman Is Wrong
  • The Science Fair
• re-Itori Pleads the 18th Dimension
  • (Of All the Things I Planned For) I Never Planned For Apes
  • Rectangular Monk
  • Faint Praise for Maysharp Mandlebarber
  • Brain Waking Up, 6 AM
  • Standing in Line at Good News Blues
  • Killer Dustman Driver’s Ed
  • Collegiate Gliders Club
  • Vladimir Scott Key
  • Thank You Note
  • Martial Arts Film Star
  • Gingerbread House
  • Black Hole of Misery
• Recording Artist
  • Honeymoon Make-Believe Boogierag Blues
  • My Son the Bakery Doctor
  • G Major/A Major Hoedown
  • OICOAGH
  • Dear Fara Keeta
  • Society Advocating Forced Misspellings and Restoration of Dirigibles
  • Recording Artist
  • Bend, Crawl and Pivot at the Waist
  • Radicals and Moderates Pt. 2
• Skeletons
  • Flashback
  • Less Is More Is Not Enough
  • Collection Plate
  • East Coast/West Coast
  • Telescope
  • Make My Boredom Disappear
  • The Hollywood Ecology
  • Hypochondriac
  • Talkin’ Talkin’ Hitchhiking Amphibian Blues
  • How I Learned Arithmetic
  • Daddy’s Home
  • The Quicksand Railroad Transcontinental
• Some People Don't Know What to Do with 20 Dollars
  • The World’s First and Last Random Number Generator
  • Biopic Hitman
• Spring Cleaning
  • Tape Kalimba
  • Kalimba Waltz
  • Mayor of Silicon Valley
  • Viola Picking
  • New Definition of Torture
  • Consensual Sex with a Circus Monkey
  • Namedropper’s Disease
  • Love Song on Virginia State Schools
  • Blog Pilot
• Summer Jams of re-Itori Jones
  • Crossbow
  • Dada
  • Birthday Party
  • Convenience Store Lockdown
  • Benefit Show
  • Bloodless Coup at a Bulletin Board
  • Outsider Art
  • Halloween with the V.C.C.S.S.
• Tedium of Life on a Space Colony
  • Drug Use in the Good Community
  • Escape Elephant
  • Drum Machine Soup
  • Galactic Foundry Associates
  • Lisa, the Octopus with Shoes
  • Ampume, Ampuyou, Amputee Love
  • Robot Love Part IV
  • Song on Poems
  • Half-Sabbatical of Gun-Metal Black
  • Best Friend Ever in the World
  • Tortured Artist
  • Astronaut Letter Goodbye
• Them’s the Cartoon Breaks
  • Sad Trombone
• Times New Reinfeld
  • Summer Reading List
  • Routineagers
  • Song on Maracas
  • Slacker/Moneymaker
  • Office Politics at the Old Philharmonic
  • Carnival Math Whiz
  • Middle East Limerick Hour
  • Gospel Revivalist Blues
• Townhouse
  • Townhouse
• Vicarious Enjoyment Jelly Bean Show
  • One-e-and-a Two-e-and-a
  • Vicarious Enjoyment Jelly Bean Show
• Whaleocopter
  • Why You Gotta?
  • Modular Synthesis Failed Relationship Blues
• What the Fuck are the Blues?
  • What the Fuck are the Blues?
  • Weekender’s Boogieblues
  • Only Biographer Blues
  • Whistleblower’s Boogieblues
  • Field Recording Blues
• Winning Is Rhyming
  • Here Come the Lawyer in the Pinstripe Suit
  • Lower End of the Upper Middle Class
  • Long Division
  • The Streets of Salt Lake City
  • Space Cadet
  • Flying Sideways out of Buildings
  • Hoopy Is the Pits
  • Blonde Joke
  • Salt in the Game
  • Confidence Man
• Wintry Mix
  • Book of Enlightenment
  • Passionate About Public Health
  • Love Song on Castanets
  • Workplace Questionnaire
  • Love Song on a Basketball Court
  • Atheist Debate
  • Unsophisticated Child
  • Freddy Discharge
  • Book Report
  • Alexa (electric)
• Yodeler Mark One + 3
  • Yodeler Mark One
  • Brain Research Significant Other
  • Dust-Up with a Rodeo Clown
  • Spokesnazis, Inc.